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putting a child molester in charge of a Day-Care-Center! However, I do love that new Pink Babushka that you have been wearing.

I thought the way that The Avon Lady worked the Bar Nite at the VAULTS a couple of weeks ago was very unique....passed out over by the pinball machine.

We should give Harry and all the Hot guys at RAIDERS a Great Big Thank You for hosting a SUPER Party for two busloads of us on Father's Day. Everyone of us really enjoyed ourselves!!! A Great Bar!!!

A Get Well Very Soon goes out to Chuck who owns BIG CHUCK'S 413 CLUB in Canton. Chuck had a heart attack shortly after opening the new bar but he is recovering nicely and as soon as he gets back on the job he promises a Big Grand Opening Party! We are all looking forward to that.

It was a Fun Party but a sad moment for all of us when the NANTUCKET LOUNGE lost it's lease and was forced to close the doors after 13 very successful years. We hope Teddy finds a new location real soon, I already miss having cocktails with Johnny. Come Back Real Soon!!!

Da Sleeze says his parents realized he was Gay very early. It seems they walked into his room and found him asleep in his crib....underneath his Teddy Bear!!

Well 100's of people have written me to ask just who that stunning beauty Miss ACTION, 1983 is and where in the world can they catch her act. I just don't understand how Dan & Mike could have overlooked this important information, I will have a talk with them. Anyway the new Miss ACTION is The Fabulous Mz Vee and you can see her work every night, except Sundays, in Cleveland on Prospect Ave. between East 19th & East 23rd Sts. anytime after midnight.

Mother Neal from ADAMS ROW says his fantasy is to have an affair with Bruce Jenner, Tom Sellek, John Schneider and Clint Eastwood ----

all in the same night. Totie says that sounds like a typical Saturday night for Rick 0..

Do you know what a 6-pack of beer (12-pack if it's Little Kings) and a quarter is? It's a Queen Vickie Emergency Road Kit. Don't ask me,

ask her.

For those of you in Cleveland a word of caution, Teiderman (I think that's how it's spelled) Park is VERY HOT right now, I mean Very Hot police-wise. That good looking guy might have a badge tucked in those cut-offs. BEWARE!!! About 20 Gays have been arrested lately. AYOR!!!!!

Michael Lee & J.J. Van Dyck called the other night from Reno, they just finished a tour of South Africa and will be starting their Mid-West Tour very soon. Be sure and catch this act, these two are GREAT!!!

This just in; The P.H. Team, in the Gay Softball League has changed its name to "Babes". I must say there are a couple of "Babes" on that team that I wouldn't mind having.

Just-A-Passing-Thought: In Toledo, the catch-all phrase is, "Call me, we'll have lunch." In Cleveland, it's, "Call me, we'll have cocktails." I wonder if there is a moral there?

On the subject of Toledo and Cleveland; Sheldon, Jim Blevins will be in touch with you to make plans for the "Great Ohio Bowl-off". Your challange has been accepted.

Well I really have to get going, you see, I must get all my goodies together to go to "Down" on the Farm the GLASS CITY CHAMPIONS Non-Run on July 23rd & 24th. Everyone that's going, don't forget that the Queen Mother must have the applications and monies in her hot little hands by July 11th. Since this is a NonRun; Twinkie, The Avon Lady & The Lady Cupcake will NOT be doing "It's Rainin' Men" and RITA & The Contessa will NOT be doing a special surprize number. But, don't you count on it!! WELL, TILL NEXT MONTH, TA-TA

LOVE RITA.

CHINESE HOROSCOPE

by Jym

YEAR OF THE QUI (WATER) BOAR. 4682. Sixth Moon: The Month of Retreat, 7/10 8/8/83. When differences arise, retreat; form new 'plans with confidence, therefore affecting and transforming your world.

RAT: 1900-12-124-136-148-'60-'72 Females read DOG: Use extra care when traveling this month. Things will tend to be more intense: So don't get into an uproar. Put your restlessness behind.

OX: 1901-13-125-137-149-161-173 Females read COCK: One does not achieve the future by clinging to the past. Regroup and advance: Not separating you from your self. Be practical.

TIGER: 1902-114-126-138-150-162-174 Females read MONKEY: Don't be preoccupied with appearance: There are things more important with which to concern oneself. You need to interact with your circumstances realistically.

CAT: 1903-15-127-139-151-163-175 Females read RAM: The straightforward approach is the best, but also recognize the need to withdraw at the proper time. Prudence is called for in what appears available. Circumspect.

DRAGON: 1904-116-28-140-152-164-176 Females read HORSE: When strength is properly used success follows. Care in choosing your steps this month is essential. Don't be impet-

uous.

SNAKE: 1905-17-129-141-153-165-77 Females read SNAKE: Remain behind the scenes to assure success. Try not to be absorbed into the problems of contemporaries. Re-evaluate and re-establish your self confid-

ence.

HORSE: 1906-118-130-142-'54-'66-178 Females read DRAGON: Don't let your emotions (or lack thereof) to manipulate your self. Take a long, hard look at where you want to be and ruthlessly pursue it. Assess circumstances.

RAM: 1907-'19-131-143-155-'67-'79 Females read CAT: Don't let your fellings "cloud" your sensibility. Evaluate and assess your progress. What is really happening? Share your love of good things. MONKEY: 1908-120-32-144-'56-'68-'80 Females read TIGER: Reconstitute your values: Improve and share. Scrutinize. Make a new friend and be joyful. You may find yourself to be exceptionally lucky. COCK: 1909-121-133-145-157-169-'81 Females read OX: Fulfill your committments. You have deprived yourself of many of the things that make life worth while. Notice the beauty of where you are.

DOG: 1910-122-134-146-158-170-182 Females read RAT: Resolve your "karmic" debts now before it is too late. You will not move on until you resolve past errors. Don't be stubborn: Atone.

BOAR: 1911-123-135-147-159-171-183 This is a good time for you to display your humanitarian nature: Assist. Differentiate between wants and needs and you will go far.

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